Thanks to Patricia Na for sending me this interview!
A: Hello!
V: Hello.
V: Thank you.
A: Thank you, hello.
A: Being dropped!.
V&A: (laughter)
A: How have we been busy Vince?
V: No, we've been writing and recording and then the usual stuff that people do.
A: We don't have goals.
V: We take each day as it comes really. We're very happy to be able to
write songs and record songs and to perform. And that's enough for us, I
think.
V: (laughter) My rapping career is over actually, that was it. I mean that
was the end of it wasn't it, there were no offers or anything after that!
A: He's such a liar, he keeps asking me all the time, saying "Oh, can I
sing that? Can I sing that?" and I just say "No, you can't." I'm the
singer.
(laughter)
A: Yeah, he snuck it in.
V: Actually it's been very good. It's been nice too, because we've not
performed for three years. And doing these little intimate club dates has
been really an eye-opener, you know. You have the chance to see the
audience and see their faces and see people sing along to the lyrics. So
it's been very rewarding.
V: It's very satisfying. We've always seen ourselves as traditional
songwriters anyway. It's like people can throw us in with all the techno
bands and everything else because we use synthesizers, but at the end of
the day I kind of see us both as songwriters more than anything else.
A: Well, when we write we write on guitar and piano. And, to us, the
melodies are what's really important. It makes us laugh sometimes how
blatant some of the melodies are, like on the choruses and stuff. Once we
start laughing that's it, we think "Yeah, we've got a song."
V: Well, we record separately usually. I mean, we write the songs together,
usually in a hotel room somewhere. And then I'll go... I have a studio in
my garden which I record in... and do the music, and Andy'll record in
London usually, for the vocals. But we don't... I mean we go away to
write, to our log cabin and then we come back into town to do the
recording.
A: I did six weeks of recording vocals in Spain. Just singing in the house,
singing outdoors at nighttime which is really brilliant because there's no
echo or anything it's all completely still. With a few crickets in the
background. Otherwise.. well we do it direct into Apple Mac anyway.
V: (continuing).... he gets really bored of me playing with all my computers.
A: I get bored shitless with him going "beep beep beep" for eight hours,
you know. And him the same.
V: But we're working on it though.
A: Hi, hello!
A: How big are you?
A: (gasps) I bet! And more, and more.
A: Not me. I'm home with mama. I don't dis Madonna, not at all.
V: Nor do I.
A: Well, I just think it's kind of taken all this time, we've been around
for ten years, and I think it's perfect, now. The timing's just right.
We're in the right place.
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A: I'll go first. When I was little I used to listen to all my parents'
records, and they had lots of Elvis, Slim Whitman, Charlie Pride, country
and western artists and I used to sing along to those and to the Beatles
and stuff. And then when I started buying my own records it was kind of
like Siouxsie and the Banshees and Blondie and Lene Lovich. So quite a
mixture, really.
V: When I was younger it was Genesis, 'cause I'm so old.
A: He *thinks* he's old.
V: Well the next tour we're going to do in May is gonna be a Cowboy
extravaganza, so we're going to have a... it's actually going to be a
spaghetti western but post-nuclear.
(laughter)
A: Spaghetti glows.
V: We're going to make me a cactus suit. Andy's going to be wearing a
cowboy hat made of steel, I think?
V: Saloon bars, you know, saloon girls, lots of drinking. It should be
quite good.
A: Campfire songs, we're doing.
V: Lots of camp.
A: Yeah, lots of camp.
A: Well, we're doing a little "tour-ette" at the moment and our last date's
tomorrow in San Fran. It's been a kind of like knocking on the door "Hello,
we're still here. How do you do? Come back next month." kind of a tour.
(laughter)
A: This song is called Spiralling and it's from the Circus album.
V: Can we go? Should we start I mean?
-----Spiralling: The Flubby Version (2:27)
I try hard to put you out of my mind
Every night alone I'm thinking 'bout you
How can I avoid the pain
I won't cry, I won't be sorry no more
Maybe this is something I'll get over
Maybe I can learn to love another
It's just a matter of time
A matter of time
I won't cry, I won't be sorry no more
Every night alone I'm thinking 'bout you
How can I avoid the pain
Whoa...
Maybe this is something I'll get over
Maybe I'll avoid the pain
It's just a matter of time
A matter of time
It's just a matter of time
A matter of time
Just a matter of time
Matter of time
A: Don't have sex.
A: What do we do, Vince?
V: We haven't argued in eleven years. We've never argued. Nothing's that
important really, it's only music, after all.
A: After all. We just go out, have drinks, get slaughtered, and go home.
A: Go to the beach, go swimming.
(V&A laugh)
V: Go to the beach? You don't go to the beach at all!
A: Yes I do, I go to Spain.
V: He's making it up as he goes along!
A: I go to Spain and I do lots of cooking.
A: Hmm, what do I cook... I cook garlic and lamb.
A: And Rosemary, it's a good mixture. And chili peppers, hot chili peppers.
Good mixture. And I watch lots of TV as well.
A: I can't watch TV in America, it's too fast. And there's nothing on.
V: And there's too many commercials, it drives you crazy, doesn't it?
A: Good shows... well I do like the Simpsons, that's an American one,
anyway, isn't it?
A: Rugrats I like as well.
A: But English shows.. there aren't too many at the moment. You've seen
Absolutely Fabulous haven't you?
A: That's it really.
A: A few little things. We did one program that was called Camp Christmas.
It was supposed to be kind of a family Christmas show with all gay people
on it. Caused a bit of an outcry. And the Bishop of Peterborough, which is
where I come from, in the true spirit of Christmas said "Pull the
advertisers! Pull the advertisers!"
V: And Andy was also involved in a porno film last year.
A: Vince! How dare you!
V: It's called Good Vibrations. It's about a dildo factory in California.
So I did the music and Andy was...
A: All modeled on myself of course!
V: Andy was a porno director in it, he was quite good.
V: Available in the summer. Check it out.
A: I'll sign them.