Smash hits Yearbook 1992 

Andy Bell, eh?. He's a bit of a one isn't he? What with his rubber

"trolleys" and pervy garb. Really it's such a disgrace. And it's not only

that. For several years now Mr so-called Bell has been subverting the minds

of this nation's youth with his disgracefully explicit lyrics. Here are just

a few examples of his lyrical array of filth. Tut.

"The sunlight rising over the horizon,

Birds singing Bells ringing, In our hearts

In our minds"

( Chorus )

Hearts! HEARTS!, pih.We'll have less of that hearts talk round here Mr

"Bell", this is a nice neighbourhood. Brr.

"I love you with all the joy of living,

Till the lights go down on New York City

It's a special love affair,

and there's magic in the air"

(you surround me)

Love affair! LOVE AFFAIR! He's off, with his talk of love and affairs and things!. Whatever next, I ask you.

"We all laugh and we cry don't we,

We all bleed and we smile"

( Drama)

Laughing and crying! LAUGHING AND CRYING! What are they laughing and crying about, eh? EH?, that's what I want to know. We wouldn't have any of that in our family I can tell you. Tsk.

"Your love will bring me home,

your loving will bring me back home"

(blue savannah)

Bring me home! BRING ME HOME!. And I wonder what he'd get up to there, hmmm?.Be off with you, Andrew.

"Climb in bed beside me,

we can lock the World outside

Touch me, satisfy me

warm your body next to mine"

(Sometimes)

Oh well, that's all right then. He'll get a good night's sleep. And he'll be

very warm too. Do I detect a hot water bottle element to his music there?.

Yes that's very sensible, that's better.